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Modern Day Survival Series · ISSUE 01 · Manifest Edition

I’M HIM.
I’M HER.
I’M HERE.

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Punk-cartoon tees, hoodies & stickers for the unstoppable, the unbothered, and the gloriously unhinged humans rewriting their whole arc — out loud. Wear the mantra. Run the room. Become the algorithm.

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— THE ROSTER · 21 CHARACTERS

PICK YOUR MANTRA.

21 designs · One whole era waiting for you

DROP 01 Chaos Is Free T-Shirt
it's giving feral.
— THE FERAL ONE
CHAOS IS FREE
POWERS: Untamed energy. Loud on purpose. Unbothered by Mondays.
WEAKNESS: Free WiFi.
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HOT Stay Feral T-Shirt
the audacity.
— THE GOBLIN
STAY FERAL
POWERS: Goblin-mode activated. Cannot be tamed — only fed.
WEAKNESS: Soft blankets.
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SIGNATURE Still Here T-Shirt
real ones know.
— THE SURVIVOR
STILL HERE
POWERS: Plot armor at 100%. Survived everything. Front-pages every chapter.
WEAKNESS: Group chats from 2019.
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FAN FAV Surviving On Caffeine T-Shirt
no thoughts.
— THE CAFFEINE DEMON
SURVIVING ON CAFFEINE
POWERS: Powered by espresso and questionable decisions. Winning anyway.
WEAKNESS: Decaf. Sleep.
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DROP Monday T-Shirt
unbothered.
— THE MONDAY VILLAIN
MONDAY
POWERS: Strikes fear into corporate calendars. Loathes 9 AMs.
WEAKNESS: Brunch.
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VIBE Not Today T-Shirt
do not perceive.
— THE INTROVERT
NOT TODAY
POWERS: Boundary energy. Permanently set to Do Not Disturb.
WEAKNESS: "Quick syncs."
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TOP PICK It's Fine T-Shirt
she's serving lies.
— THE LIAR
IT'S FINE
POWERS: Sarcasm at maximum charge. Says "it's fine" — it never is.
WEAKNESS: Honest small talk.
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DROP 01Chaos Is Free Hoodie
it's giving feral.
— THE FERAL ONE · VARIANT
CHAOS IS FREE
POWERS: Untamed energy. Loud on purpose. Unbothered by Mondays.
WEAKNESS: Free WiFi.
$44.99GET IT →
HOTStay Feral Hoodie
the audacity.
— THE GOBLIN · VARIANT
STAY FERAL
POWERS: Goblin-mode activated. Cannot be tamed — only fed.
WEAKNESS: Soft blankets.
$44.99GET IT →
SIGNATUREStill Here Hoodie
real ones know.
— THE SURVIVOR · VARIANT
STILL HERE
POWERS: Plot armor at 100%. Survived everything.
WEAKNESS: Group chats from 2019.
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FAN FAVSurviving On Caffeine Hoodie
no thoughts.
— THE CAFFEINE DEMON · VARIANT
SURVIVING ON CAFFEINE
POWERS: Powered by espresso and questionable decisions.
WEAKNESS: Decaf. Sleep.
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DROPMonday Hoodie
unbothered.
— THE MONDAY VILLAIN · VARIANT
MONDAY
POWERS: Strikes fear into corporate calendars.
WEAKNESS: Brunch.
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VIBENot Today Hoodie
do not perceive.
— THE INTROVERT · VARIANT
NOT TODAY
POWERS: Boundary energy. Permanently set to Do Not Disturb.
WEAKNESS: "Quick syncs."
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TOP PICKIt's Fine Hoodie
she's serving lies.
— THE LIAR · VARIANT
IT'S FINE
POWERS: Sarcasm at maximum charge.
WEAKNESS: Honest small talk.
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DROP 01Chaos Is Free Sticker
it's giving feral.
— THE FERAL ONE · BADGE
CHAOS IS FREE
Vinyl sticker. Brand your laptop, water bottle, or skateboard. Built to outlive your jobs.
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HOTStay Feral Sticker
the audacity.
— THE GOBLIN · BADGE
STAY FERAL
Vinyl sticker. Goblin-mode badge. Wave it on every laptop, every binder.
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SIGNATUREStill Here Sticker
real ones know.
— THE SURVIVOR · BADGE
STILL HERE
Vinyl sticker. Survivor's mark. Slap it where it counts.
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FAN FAVSurviving On Caffeine Sticker
no thoughts.
— THE CAFFEINE DEMON · BADGE
SURVIVING ON CAFFEINE
Vinyl sticker. Coffee-shop classic. Permanent on your travel mug.
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DROPMonday Sticker
unbothered.
— THE MONDAY VILLAIN · BADGE
MONDAY
Vinyl sticker. The shift-starter. The coffee-shop classic.
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VIBENot Today Sticker
do not perceive.
— THE INTROVERT · BADGE
NOT TODAY
Vinyl sticker. Introvert badge. For your laptop or your office door.
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TOP PICKIt's Fine Sticker
she's serving lies.
— THE LIAR · BADGE
IT'S FINE
Vinyl sticker. Sarcasm badge. For your laptop, locker, or co-worker's keyboard.
$8.99GET IT →
STAY FERAL ★ STILL HERE ★ MANIFEST LOUDER ★
— THE CODE

EVERY CHARACTER LIVES BY THREE RULES.

iconic.
01 / ENERGY

LOUD ON
PURPOSE.

Quiet was a phase. Hot pink, hot blue, hot green is the new uniform. If they're staring, you're winning. That's the rule.

the audacity.
02 / AUDACITY

DELULU IS
THE SOLULU.

Manifest like the universe owes you receipts. Walk in like you already got the answer. The shirt is the proof you decided first.

real ones know.
03 / MOMENTUM

STILL HERE =
STILL DANGEROUS.

You survived everything that was supposed to break you. You don't whisper through the next chapter. You front-page it.

— TEAM-UPS

STACK MANTRAS.
UNLOCK FREE SHIPPING.

Hit $100 and shipping's on us. Most of the fam stacks 3+ anyway.

— THE DUO
ANY 2 TEES
Pick two characters. Mix & match mantras. The starter team-up.
$53.98
+ low flat-rate shipping
BUILD THE DUO →
— THE TRIO
ANY 3 TEES
The squad. Three mantras for every mood. Wear them on rotation.
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+ low flat-rate shipping
BUILD THE TRIO →
— THE WHOLE ERA
TEE + HOODIE + STICKER + 1 MORE TEE
The flagship stack. Lock in the look, unlock the ship. Most popular.
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— THE FAM IS UNDEFEATED

REAL ONES, VERIFIED.

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"I put on the Monday tee and accidentally became my own hype woman. Coworkers were spooked. I am now the office boss DJ."
— Sarah K. · Verified Etsy Buyer · Monday Tee
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"STAY FERAL hoodie. Day three: people asking about my 'whole thing.' I have a whole thing now. The whole thing is feral."
— Mike D. · Verified Etsy Buyer · Stay Feral Hoodie
Shop Feral →
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"Slapped CHAOS IS FREE on my laptop and got promoted same week. Correlation? Causation? I don't take questions."
— Jordan P. · Verified Etsy Buyer · Chaos Is Free Sticker
Shop Chaos →
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"Bought the STILL HERE tee on a rough Tuesday. Wore it Wednesday. Got asked out Thursday. Coincidence? Absolutely not."
— Priya R. · Verified Etsy Buyer · Still Here Tee
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"The NOT TODAY hoodie is now my entire personality and my mother is concerned. I'm thriving."
— Devon T. · Verified Etsy Buyer · Not Today Hoodie
Shop Not Today →
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"IT'S FINE sticker on the laptop, IT'S FINE energy in the meeting. I run that office now."
— Aaliyah W. · Verified Etsy Buyer · It's Fine Sticker
Shop It's Fine →
— THE ORIGIN STORY

WE'RE NOT FINE.
WE'RE FERAL.
AND WE'RE WINNING.

We didn't start this brand to whisper. We started it because the loudest, weirdest, most unhinged version of you is the one that actually wins.

Modern Day Survival Series — Manifest Edition is what happens when burnout meets boss energy. Every tee is a mantra. Every hoodie is a battle cry. Every sticker is a billboard for the version of you you're about to become.

For comic-shop kids, scene punks, and Gen-Z weirdos rewriting their whole arc — out loud.

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● THE MOVEMENT

WEAR YOUR MOOD.
RUN YOUR ROOM.
ROMANTICIZE EVERYTHING.

We're not the brand that lets you stay small. We're the one that says go crazy, go stupid, go viral — with your own life. Tag #BionicRambutan when yours lands. We're reposting the unhinged ones first.

STAY FERAL ★ CHAOS IS FREE ★ I'M HIM ★ I'M HER ★ STILL HERE ★ NOT TODAY ★ MAIN CHARACTER ★ MANIFEST LOUDER ★ STAY FERAL ★ CHAOS IS FREE ★ I'M HIM ★ I'M HER ★ STILL HERE ★ NOT TODAY ★ MAIN CHARACTER ★ MANIFEST LOUDER ★
— QUICK ANSWERS

BEFORE YOU SHOP.

Where does my order ship from?
Direct from us via Etsy — your purchase is protected by Etsy's buyer guarantee. We pack and ship every order ourselves from the studio.
How fast does it ship?
Ships within 24 hours. US delivery in 3–7 business days. Free shipping on US orders $100+. Below $100 it's a low flat-rate via Etsy.
What's the sizing like?
True to size, unisex fits. Tees are soft, mid-weight cotton. Hoodies are heavyweight fleece. Size guide on every Etsy listing — pull up the chart before you pick.
What if it doesn't fit / I don't love it?
Easy returns within 30 days via Etsy. We want you to love what you wear — if it's not it, send it back.
Are these designs original?
Every design is hand-drawn original punk-cartoon art. 21 mantras in Drop 01 — Issue 02 is already in the works. Sign up for the next drop below.
Wholesale for indie comic shops or boutiques?
Yes — slide into the DMs on Instagram @bionicrambutan with your shop name. We do wholesale for indie comic stores, skate shops, and curated boutiques.

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